Goooooooooooooool!!!!!!

That's Spanish for "Goooooooooooooooal!!"

A British soccer player (I mean football player) set the world's record for fastest goal ever scored, by scoring two seconds into the game.

Try scoring that fast on your prom night (insert laff-track here).

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As an aside, in the world of track and field, this record would not stand, as his goal was clearly wind-aided.